Here was our conversation....
T "Mommy, you should never share your diarrhea with anyone."
Me "What was that?"
T "You should never share your diarrhea. It is full of secrets."
Me "Oh. I think the word for that is diary."
T "Oh yeah, diary, not diarrhea. (giggling) That's gross."
(Love this smiling face! He needed to shave today, too.)
What funny has your kid shared lately?