Where do cows go to see a show?
a mooovie theater
What do you call a train when it sneezes?
a choo choo train (thanks Caleb!)
What did the ocean say to the airplane?
nothing, it just waved
Where do mice park their boats?
at the hickory dickory dock
What is a snake's favorite subject?
As my first graders would say, "GET IT? GET IT?"